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Breakfast Club

And then the battle's not so bad? Yeah, lots of people did. Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit…

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No! I want to live

For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. We're rescuing ya. You're going to do his laundry? I had more, but…

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Ladies of the evening

Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany,…

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Stop! Don’t shoot fire stick

It must be wonderful. Maybe I love you so much I love you no matter who you are pretending to be. Now Fry, it's been a few years since medical…

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Oh right. I forgot

All right. Well, take care of yourself, Han. I guess that's what you're best at, ain't it? She must have hidden the plans in the escape pod. Send a detachment…

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You risked your life

No, she'll probably make me do it. You mean while I'm sleeping in it? No! I want to live! There are still too many things I don't own! Would you…

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Does anybody else feel jealous?

You can crush me but you can't crush my spirit! Oh Leela! You're the only person I could turn to; you're the only person who ever loved me. Fatal. Now,…

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Cause explosive decompression

Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may…

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Ok, this has gotta stop

And yet you haven't said what I told you to say! How can any of us trust you? We'll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we'll go home.…

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We need rest

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid. You mean it controls your actions? I find your lack of faith disturbing. The…

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