Ah, yes! John Quincy Adding Machine. He struck a chord with the voters when he pledged not to go on a killing spree. Then we’ll go with that data file! Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun!
And when we woke up, we had these bodies. It’s okay, Bender. I like cooking too. Ugh, it’s filthy! Why not create a National Endowment for Strip Clubs while we’re at it? No, I’m Santa Claus!