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Tag: Our Life

Breakfast Club

And then the battle's not so bad? Yeah, lots of people did. Oh, I don't have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit…

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No! I want to live

For one beautiful night I knew what it was like to be a grandmother. Subjugated, yet honored. We're rescuing ya. You're going to do his laundry? I had more, but…

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Ladies of the evening

Oh, how I wish I could believe or understand that! There's only one reasonable course of action now: kill Flexo! Switzerland is small and neutral! We are more like Germany,…

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Cause explosive decompression

Goodbye, cruel world. Goodbye, cruel lamp, lined with what would appear to be some sort of cruel muslin and the cute little pom-pom curtain pull cords. Cruel though they may…

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Tell her she looks thin

Enough about your promiscuous mother, Hermes! We have bigger problems. Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression! File not found. Please, Don-Bot… look into your hard…

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